Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Elin to Tiger Woods - Golf or Me!


Elin Woods is a good woman because she has taken full control of her marriage the way a good woman should. No longer will Mr. Tiger Woods be allowed to tour on his own. The name Tiger fits his hunting nature, always hunting for new offerings on the golf course and elsewhere. By not walking away from her marriage with Tiger, Elin has definitely elevated herself has the bigger person and the ultimate champion.

Now by dictating to Tiger what he should and should not do, Elin has taken the reign as the true champion and big boss in the Woods household. According to many sources, Tiger Woods’ wife demanded that he only goes on golf tours under her watchful eyes. Never again will Tiger be allowed to roam the golf courses and fairways alone.

Tiger was very smart in regards to his plea for forgiveness; he uttered the words that all women want to hear: “I am sorry.�? He acknowledged that he is in fact an infidel, but one that needs a second chance. He proves his true mettle by offering to give up the only game he loves with all his heart and soul, just so that his marriage can be saved, and so that his wife Elin can see that he means business and is willing to do whatever it takes to win her back.

The world’s most famous golfer is a man with urges for other women like all men. He just hasn’t mastered the thing called self control as yet, in regards to wanting more ladies on his five iron. A strong man is a man who can control his urges for the ladies at all times. So, the world has finally found out the weakness of the worlds’ most outstanding golfer. In fact, everyone of us has weaknesses, but no one could have expected that Tiger Woods’ weakness would have been a few porn stars, cocktail waitresses, and a hot party promoter to name a few.

What triggered Elin to finally suspect that Tiger was engaging in extra marital affairs? No one will ever know! One thing is for sure, she takes no nonsense from anyone including the world’s most famous golfer. She didn’t waste any time breaking out the five iron to break out a few windshields. Elin is gorgeous, nice, and beautiful, but she wheels a mean five iron as we all know by now.

Tiger Woods should get a lot of credit for realizing that Elin is the most important woman in his life. At the very least, he didn’t settle for the other ladies on the side and totally eradicate his marriage. He still had a little sense, and held on for dear-life; in fact, his marriage is still on life support, but it seems as if it will pull through, thanks to the most important woman in his life (Elin). Elin should get the most credit of all for not yielding to public pressure to get rid of the Tiger for good.

Tiger like other men are always fantasizing about other ladies. It doesn’t matter if the man is married. The nature of a man is to always try to get into new businesses on the side with a cutie. However, Tiger allowed his fantasy to become a reality and when this happens, it usually spells trouble. Now he has learned his lesson the hard way to always keep fantasy in its rightful place and don’t allow it to spill over into reality or else he will always end up in a ditch with a few broken windshields and a wife standing over him with a golf club.

 

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