Since Tiger Woods’ alleged affair events get hot, more and more pranksters come up with this unique ideas of spreading the Tiger Woods Christmas picture, Christmas card, and even Christmas song.
If you happened to search it in the internet, someone made fun of the Woods situation and controversy and used the image editor and photoshopped the picture just to create a fake Christmas Card of Tiger Woods and Elin Woods. Now it was already circulated in the internet.
The Tiger Woods Christmas card show the couple standing together, looking blissfully in harmony and though Tiger Woods’ face is covered with a lot of stiches and on of his eyes is swollen cut, his smile reveals some broken teeth and gaps in between them. Yes it is quite difficult to imagine who had inflicted those injuries on him as Elin Norgreden, who is standing beside him close enough to kiss him with a hockey stick on her hand. Not only this, some website also have come up with Tiger Woods Christmas songs in a remix way.
The star golfer seems to be in more serious trouble when these alleged misstress came out after his car accident last week. Reports are saying that if Tiger Woods fail to save his marriage, he is compelled to pay $300 million to his wife Elin Norgegren. And if this happens, it would be considered as the most expensive celebrity divorce in history.
Fun
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."
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